Ode to CCTV Camera

Dear Security Camera in our room ceiling,


Hey you! No, not you! The one behind you! No, no, no the other guy! No, the guy next you you! Yeah you! Yeah, you are the one I'm talking about! Listen REALLY carefully!!!


First of all, why do you try so hard to have a peek of our "private" stuff? For example, our pants, boxers, our lock passwords and the most important of all, our nude body?!?!?!   We got changed right in front of you, in our rooms, and you never said anything? You were there the whole time without even indicating? I just can't understand how you did that!


Well today, I think you got your punishment right. When Sammy saw you at the first time, we started swearing at you- obviously Sammy cussing first. He suddenly got up on his chair, and started whacking and smashing with his polka-dotted, umbrella. On his 4th shot, I think you couldn't hold out any longer. You got completely destroyed with a deep crack in your eye! Your whole body fell out of the ceiling and landed heavily on the floor!


After, the P.A's came and cut your wires out and took you away to the trash. Ha ha! That serves you right for the first time. You should have already been int the trash with the others a few years ago! I can't imagine how many people were looked at by your eye! There would be at least a couple hundred of people out there!


If you do that once more (probably not. but just in case,) I am going to crush you into trillions of pieces and set it on fire o.k.?


                                                                               From your hater,  Josh








                                                             






              BEFORE                                                                                    AFTER
                                                                                              

Ode to my Scrunched- up Water Bottle

These are my water bottles. Well, they're not mine anymore, they're the trash can's. You are asking why they ended up in the trash can? If you wanna know about it, read on! You'll find it both interesting, and hilarious at the same time!.


Dear twisted water bottles in the trash can,


Um... hey there! This is your previous owner, Josh. Remember the times that we hung out with each other and had so much fun? Oh... you probably won't want to remember it because it would have been so painful to you. We twisted your body and blew your head up for about 20 times. I know that feeling- when you scream out not to then the person does more and more. It might be fun to them but not you right? Yeah, um.. anyways I'm ... so... sorry. I didn't mean to do it but Eddie said it's heck a lot of fun. When I sighted him do it, I got so amazed and wanted to have a go at it. As I kept doing it, I got more and more addicted to it.

So... how are things going around there for you? Not too well? Or great? Please write me back. I just feel so sorry for you that I want to help you out for the rest of your life. Hey did the part where me Eddie squeezed get any better? Oh yeah I forgot to say sorry for blowing your head up. I'm sorry about that too. I wouldn't want somebody to blow my head up.

Anyways I'm once again, very, very sorry and I hope you get on well with your "things".
Bye!


                                                             From your bad, evil, crazy minded owner,

                                                                                                                 Josh

3 things about "Asian Josh"

1.  I mostly enjoy watching hilarious stuffs such as comics, videos, pictures, etc. Out of         these, I enjoy watching videos the most. The videos I like are:

Sitting on the toilet 
Annoying orange
Cup stacking girl

    

 2.  I like countries who have a lot of money. They are Germany, USA, South Korea, Japan, Britain, etc. That is because their country won't go on strike like New Zealand.

3. I like horror movies such as 연가시. Hunger Games. Also I like action movies such as MIB 3, The Dictator, Amazing Spiderman, etc. The reason is that these give me thrill.