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I like cheese. My brother likes cheese. My parents like cheese and so does my grandparents. Everyone in my family likes cheese. I know that everyone in my class hates cheese except for Christine, Iris, Eddie, David, and Owen. But I bet  they haven't been to Switzerland Cheese factory. Eddie has been to Chocolate factory, rinding on a purple Unicorn. Then, in Switzerland, he changed to from a purple unicorn, to yellow one. This yellow unicorn, farts out cheese smell. This is because it lives in Switzerland. Switzerland unicorns eat a lot of cheese, chocolate, and wine. The combination of these 3 un-matching substances make a very toxic and foul smell, which can cause serious damages to our body. Some of the damages are less growing, becoming stupid like David, and many more.