Metafiction

I like cheese. My brother likes cheese. My parents like cheese and so does my grandparents. Everyone in my family likes cheese. I know that everyone in my class hates cheese except for Christine, Iris, Eddie, David, and Owen. But I bet  they haven't been to Switzerland Cheese factory. Eddie has been to Chocolate factory, rinding on a purple Unicorn. Then, in Switzerland, he changed to from a purple unicorn, to yellow one. This yellow unicorn, farts out cheese smell. This is because it lives in Switzerland. Switzerland unicorns eat a lot of cheese, chocolate, and wine. The combination of these 3 un-matching substances make a very toxic and foul smell, which can cause serious damages to our body. Some of the damages are less growing, becoming stupid like David, and many more.

Planking in the GLPS grounds

Hey guys and especially Mr. Garrioch. These are a set of pictures of Eddie and me planking in the GLPS Camp grounds. We did it kind of sneakily so don't tell to any of the other teachers but Mr. Kluge!!!! Hope you enjoy it   :)

He nearly fell in by the way

In the PC room

KMLA logo (oops red card)

My stomach hurts

My Reflective Childhood

My childhood wasn't that great after all. I lied a LOT to my friends and family members, stole some stuff, and did some other pretty bad stuff too. But you know what? Every time  I do bad things such as "5 finger discount", my parents don't spank me or any other "Violence". Instead they do some "workout" way. They make me do some push ups, pull ups, handstand, planking, etc. Then, I run around our neighborhoods 2 times. After all, it really teaches me the lesson. I often think my dad's too harsh and I feel angry but after I think about it, it makes sense. You deserve the same of what they have got from you.

I will tell you one of my unforgettable experiences that had happened when I was about 7 years old. I was walking around my apartment playground when I saw a full deck of "Yu gi oh" cards. I was so desperate to get it so I slowly approached to the target, grabbed a bunch, then came back to my bedroom. Until dinner time, I was happy because I got new cards in my hand without even trying. But that happiness didn't last that long. A loud-mouthed woman marched into our house then blurted out all these random sayings to us. As a result, I was done the same thing by my parents. When I was sleeping, my parents hid my favourite toys and pretended they didn't know. When I finally found out, I cried hell a lot.

This video is similar situation to mine. This little boy has been done the same thing to him. I think this video gives a moral of this: What you give, always comes back- not better, but worse.

Argument Essay- Joseph Kony

You are fast asleep after another day of hard work. You dream of tasting the freedom for a while. But that's not the truth- a strange, blurry image emerges slowly and steadily behind you. In a blink of an eye, you are out of your bed, in the back of the car full of stern-faced soldiers. You do not know your future- death or sufferance. This is the truth in a country named Uganda...

Do you wish to be kidnapped by a perpetrator? Do you want your faces to be ripped off? No, certainly not. But this is what have been going on for the past 6 years or so, in the middle eastern part of the Africa. In this writing, I would like to argue about an issue that was raised not so long ago- about a unwanted dictator named Joseph Kony.

I think that Joseph Kony, a leader of many people in Uganda, is a terrible guy. Do you know what he have done to many children (estimated number of 30,000) in Uganda? He has kidnapped them then tortured, raped, killed them, made them into soldiers, made them kill their parents, and many more awful things.

Joseph Kony has been the leader of an army in Uganda for the past 26 years. He is the leader of the Lord's Resistance Army. He wanted power and tried to power over the country but has been captured in 2005. Soon after, he was released. From 2005 till 2012, he remained silent and regained his power amazingly. In the year 2012, he finally showed up once again. his appearance from the first day was not pleasing.

An organisation was created after his appearance called the 'Invisible Children". It ia a non- profit organisation founded in 2004 to bring awareness to the activities of the Lord Resistance Army( LRA). Specifically, the group seeks to put an end to the actions of the LRA which include abductions and abuse of children, and forcing them to serve as soldiers. To put an end to this crazy mess, the organisation requested the US government several times but have been declined several times. At last, they get a letter from Barack Obama, the president of U.S.A..

But have they been advertising the plan to stop Kony too much? This plan has gone into Kony's ears soon after it was released. Now, we don not have the slightest clue of where he went.

I think that Joseph Kony is innocent after all because I saw a guy interviewing him in real life. He had a very self- controlled looking face and was very angry when he heard them say the bad things he did.